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A Former Porn Director Tells All*

Flouncy, bouncy priapic scenes,
with plastic boobs and mega-weens.
Boffing like there’s no tomorrow,
it’s Hi Def coitus wrapped in sorrow.
Fake sex on view for horny folks,
hungry for those lusty pokes,
but behind the camera is another story,
for making the film is kinda gory.
As a queasy director once did tell,
“It’s not sights or sounds but—ugh—the smell.”

*Inspired by an interview with film director Barry Sonnenfeld, who got his start in the skin business.

Posted by T.M. Goeglein on 06/10 at 11:24 AM